Church

Recently while listening in to RTR (Race Talk Radio) I had the good fortune to listen to a guest speaker Clance" who created this fun website for race fans as well.

Church Of The Great Oval Tabernacle

I got a chuckle out of some of their creeds.

Law 2: Tithing
a. All Race expenses, souvenier costs and related items shall be considered tithing.

Law 4. Church Status:
B. Throwing beer at the race winner at the Brickyard or any other track, is dumping the
Sacrament on the floor of a Holy Shrine. This is grounds for excommunication from The Church, even if the winner is part of the HMS team or an Alien.

Law 3.Worship:
a. Your Driver will be considered your personal Holy Avatar or Saint. You must display the number of your Driver’s car somewhere proudly on your vehicle.

Those are good

OKAY!!!!!